Written by Elijah WilliamsMy brothers and sisters, today is a sad today in the history of the American Republic! We may
congregate and deliberate on whether brother Obama really deserved his Nobel win but I say
that my main man, Obama did NOT deserve to win that prestigious award.
congregate and deliberate on whether brother Obama really deserved his Nobel win but I say
that my main man, Obama did NOT deserve to win that prestigious award.
As my granmammy back in Norfolk, VA used to say "You ain't deserve nothin' till you sho' done
sumthin' " and I must say with all honesty Barack Obama has said a whole lot of somethin' and
done squat-diddly regarding the primary issues which is supposed to have won the boy this
prize, these issues being: Nuclear Proliferation, ending Middle East Peace treaty stagnation and
possessing determination about American diplomacy and international fraternation!
sumthin' " and I must say with all honesty Barack Obama has said a whole lot of somethin' and
done squat-diddly regarding the primary issues which is supposed to have won the boy this
prize, these issues being: Nuclear Proliferation, ending Middle East Peace treaty stagnation and
possessing determination about American diplomacy and international fraternation!
When Obama says something, the whole planet swoons as if Cab Calloway or Chuck Berry was
singing personally to them. In fact, i'm dang stumped by this to be honest. How can a pseudo-
Midwestern accent appeal to 300 million plus American froms New Jersey to Alaska. I mean
it's as if a Southern Belle from Georgia (who shall god-willing win the Presidency) made every
Californian democrat fall in love with her everytime she said "Oh lord! The Union is coming!
Atlanta must not burn!". Anywho, by merely saying he wants to get rid of nukes..the one thing
that kept the Cold War out of my fair Virginny and in every Third World backwater on earth
from Hue to Herat makes my heart sink. Nukes were the only thing that kept the ol' USSR from
waging a gigantic Kursk like battle in Central Kraut-land (not that I wouldn't of minded, god
bless 'em). The only that kept those Kimchi eaters from going after South Kimchi land all over
again and making another generation of the Williams clan war veterans.
singing personally to them. In fact, i'm dang stumped by this to be honest. How can a pseudo-
Midwestern accent appeal to 300 million plus American froms New Jersey to Alaska. I mean
it's as if a Southern Belle from Georgia (who shall god-willing win the Presidency) made every
Californian democrat fall in love with her everytime she said "Oh lord! The Union is coming!
Atlanta must not burn!". Anywho, by merely saying he wants to get rid of nukes..the one thing
that kept the Cold War out of my fair Virginny and in every Third World backwater on earth
from Hue to Herat makes my heart sink. Nukes were the only thing that kept the ol' USSR from
waging a gigantic Kursk like battle in Central Kraut-land (not that I wouldn't of minded, god
bless 'em). The only that kept those Kimchi eaters from going after South Kimchi land all over
again and making another generation of the Williams clan war veterans.
Another thang I don't get is his Middle East peace thang. I mean, what is he doing over yonder?
The man flew over to Cairo to make a speech and badang! The whole of Arabia wants four more
years of Obamamania. George Mitchell maybe flying all over the goddamn sands of Arabia whilst the Jew and the Arab kill each other for hills in the Levant. While Persia is getting close to those
nukes and while Arabia proper, espcially Yemen is going to the dogs. And don't get me started on ol' Iraq or Irak however you spell it. We'll be in Iraq forever due to its central location in the
wannabe Caliphate and trust me, either we'll leave Afghanistan in 2011 but if we do, we'll be
having punitive actions over yonder every 20 years like our British friends. Can'ttrust a Pathan
with gold as much as you can't trust an Apache with a rifle and sheep! Maybe minus the sheep,
they ain't Welshman or Basque!
The man flew over to Cairo to make a speech and badang! The whole of Arabia wants four more
years of Obamamania. George Mitchell maybe flying all over the goddamn sands of Arabia whilst the Jew and the Arab kill each other for hills in the Levant. While Persia is getting close to those
nukes and while Arabia proper, espcially Yemen is going to the dogs. And don't get me started on ol' Iraq or Irak however you spell it. We'll be in Iraq forever due to its central location in the
wannabe Caliphate and trust me, either we'll leave Afghanistan in 2011 but if we do, we'll be
having punitive actions over yonder every 20 years like our British friends. Can'ttrust a Pathan
with gold as much as you can't trust an Apache with a rifle and sheep! Maybe minus the sheep,
they ain't Welshman or Basque!
Anywho, saying that you're gonna start talking to the Taliban and the Hezbollah and the
AlQaeda and the Persians and the Kimchi Eaters and the Grand Mufti of Mos-cow ain't gonna
win us the damn war of global influence. It reminds me of this boy in my old neighbourhood
named Jacob Washington. He was the biggest boy in the 'hood. Best athlete and he was the ]
richest boy in my neighbourhood. But he was so damn nice he couldn't manipulate anyone,
especially after his smart friend Howard Cohen moved out to Tel Aviv. Anyways, everybody
used and abused him until he wound up dead in a street corner in Richmond.
AlQaeda and the Persians and the Kimchi Eaters and the Grand Mufti of Mos-cow ain't gonna
win us the damn war of global influence. It reminds me of this boy in my old neighbourhood
named Jacob Washington. He was the biggest boy in the 'hood. Best athlete and he was the ]
richest boy in my neighbourhood. But he was so damn nice he couldn't manipulate anyone,
especially after his smart friend Howard Cohen moved out to Tel Aviv. Anyways, everybody
used and abused him until he wound up dead in a street corner in Richmond.
I don't want America becoming Jacob Washington. I want America to become William Pitt the
Older's America. Ya know, the America that keeps China and those damn Portuguesies in Brazil
in check! Now that's progress... I think
Older's America. Ya know, the America that keeps China and those damn Portuguesies in Brazil
in check! Now that's progress... I think
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