Prompt Global Strike - What....The.....Fuck....

Some time ago, I perused a book by George Friedman called the Next Hundred Years. I've already blogged about it in the past but this morning I nearly choked on my cornflakes when I read headlines on the internet detailing "hypersonic missile technology using satellites". No.....no..... this couldn't be happening. George Friedman couldn't be right for once? This is impossible! Well, it's true.

US President Barack Obama is reviving an Bush Administration wunderwaffe which could possible cause Ragnarok. The way this weapon works is wonderfully simple. ICBM's equipped with conventional warheads utilizing scramjet engines. These missiles would shoot up high into the atmosphere near space where they would deploy a glider guided by satellite towards their target, then the glider would deploy the warhead to nearest wedding in Pakistan. All part of the weaponization of space. I've also heard news of using special "X Planes" the US government is developing in the same hypersonic capacity to act as military satellites that'll relay information to missiles, warships, drones etc. because they're harder to shoot down. The Chinese blew up a satellite using a missile last year and this got the US defense planners scared for that China-US war over Taiwan 15 years down the road. These maneouvarable satellites would stand a better chance.

Anyways, the weaponization of space is a scary reality but this is all part of Obama's plan. He must think he's wickedly smart for doing this. For every nuclear weapon that's decomissioned, each is turned into a hypersonic missile. With nuclear weapons, at least you know they most likely wouldn't be used and if they were used you'd die instantly or slowly due to radiation burns...or even slower due to the sun being blocked out by radioactive dust as if you're close to an Icelandic volcano. But no, these warheads would make the sound of your lungs collapsing and your ears bursting due to external pressure an even more spectacular event. Even scarier is that these things could get anywhere on Earth in less than an hour. What if the US placed these things in... I don't know; Poland? They could hit Moscow in 5 minutes. 5 minutes. 5 minutes.

I don't care what you think. This is much worse than a nuclear weapon because countries will actually USE this technology to kill people thousands of kilometres away from their tiny computer monitors while eating Doritos and sipping on Diet Coke. War is becoming much less personal in this way and more like an odd computer game where the bad guys can often be little children in an Iraqi street like that Wikileaks video which had most ordinary people surprised at the brutality of modern day conflict. Now, imagine that coming in at the speed of Mach 17. Things just get worse and worse. Soon, we'll be using satellites to collect UV energy and we'll be sending it down to Earth in the form of microwaves. What..the...fuck. Fucking Stratfor.

The picture above is the various steps that the US Government will take before actually using hypersonic missiles to kill brown people.

Britain Takes a Stab at California

Today, David Cameron revealed his magnificent Conservative Party Election manifesto for the May 2010 British general elections. It was by the town of Battersea, England where a dilapidated power station which inspired Pink Floyd to use it as the background for the album cover of Animals that Mr. Cameron launched his bid to become Britain's next Prime Minister.

Either way, a Scotsmen will win the election no matter what the people of England has to do or say about it but David Cameron wants to make politics for the masses again. Oh joy. He wants YOU to be in charge.

The ideas that the Conservative party caucus has brought forth happen to be chiefly these ideas:

- A cap in non-EU immigrants to the United Kingdom

- Police chiefs will be elected by the people

- People will be able to fire their MP's

- Tax-cuts, tax cuts and more tax cuts

- .... while simultaneously getting rid of the deficit and reducing debt

I have a feeling that Mr. Cameron is a compassionate Conservative. Let's take a look at these tax-cuts because I have a feeling it'll benefit mostly wealthy Scottish elites like David Cameron.

Tax cuts like the 1.2 bn pound inheritance tax cut for the wealthiest people in the UK or the tax cuts for the 50p top rate of tax. Class will dominate this election as it always has in Britain. Saying that raising taxes, on the say richest people on Britain is an "attack on the Middle-Class" is flawed..unless Cameron thinks he IS Middle Class which I highly doubt.

Electing police chiefs will be another headache if it manages to get pushed through Parliament which it might due to party discipline if Cameron wins a majority government. By turning police officers into politicians and with each of them promising to be "tough on crime" in the big cities like Birmingham, London, Manchester etc. it'll be the lower classes who commit more street level crime than the average stock broker in the City of London. Instead of solving societal issues which make people commit crimes, getting tough on crime will probably choke Britain's prisons in a decade.

A cap on Non-EU immigration. I think it's only fair that these people get to come to Britain to feed off it's welfare system. Did not Britain milk the economies of it's former colonies dry when its Empire ruled the waves and killed dark natives just as easily? It's only fair I think. History is rather fair that way. What goes around comes again though it doesn't necessarily mean Indian companies will act as sovereign in Britain and will culminate in a military occuption of Britain for the next 100 years....or does it? The Scots would be their sepoys no doubt.

Furthemore, how is Mr Cameron going to reduce the deficit via tax cuts. Doesn't he realize Britain's economy is in peril. Even if you do win the election, you could also win being the head of a country that starts a new financial crisis. Hip hip hooray! Only huge budget cuts can save Britain and who's willing to do that? People want promises during elections, not misery and melancholy. Besides, living on the dole is the wet dream of many Britons. It really is just a few years before Britain's debt being 100% of GDP then the pound sterling gets devalued to Japanese levels. They're so fucked.

Firing your MP's. Hmm not a TERRIBLE idea.

Then again, David Cameron isn't all bad. Gordon Brown (another Scotsmen) pretty much planned the economic policy which cause Britain to nearly go down an international credit rating. By putting Britain in the "hands of the people" what'll result. How will the upper class blue-bloods react to this populism? How will the lower class white British who may view the British Nationalist Party as a possible solution to "wogs" taking their homes and jobs? How will the constantly squeezed middle class of Britain react to all this hullaballoo? Does Britain need it's own Tea Party movement ( BNP) to start a mass movement towards racism and government conspiracies about immigrants?

At a time of budget cuts and the eventual raising of taxes Mr Cameron wants to give up and give the power of government to the people. What sane citizen wants to raise taxes? Ask anyone in California and they'll so though they're bankrupt..at least the taxes aren't as "bad" as they should be. Poor, damned fools.

Either way. Britain is screwed by Scotsmen. This model minority first hijacked the English throne and then became its monied elites and politicians. At this rate, Rory Stewart will be Prime Minister by 2020! Better yet, Alex Salmond will get Scotland to separate and they'll be a Scot elected next year as Prime Minister, even more malicious is that England, Wales and Northern Ireland will still be fucked.Utterly brilliant. The revenge of William Wallace continues.