
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
The Separation Oath

Saturday, September 11, 2010
Bloody Anatolia

Monday, August 23, 2010
Mexican Jitters

Thursday, August 5, 2010
You Can Only Sink So Low

Monday, July 26, 2010
E Pluribus Unum

Monday, July 12, 2010
The Philosophy of Selfishness

Thursday, June 24, 2010
McClellan, MacArthur, McChrystal

Monday, June 7, 2010
The World Slowly Turns Against Israel...

Thursday, May 20, 2010
The Warrior Peoples of the Month: THE RUSSIANS pt.2

Saturday, May 8, 2010
Warrior Peoples of the Month: THE RUSSIANS Pt. 1

The story of Russia begins when the Slavs hooked up with the Swedish Norsemen. What would possess Swedes to go to the shore of the Baltic and explore the inland rivers? Well, trade of course. After the Abbasid dynasty started the Islamic Golden age and made contacts with Charlemagne through Jewish traders, the Swedes wanted in on the action too. They pushed down these rivers and traded Amber, furs, gold and Slavic slaves to the Middle East. In fact, the world Slav is the route word for the English word "slave". It wasn't only the Swedes though, the Mediterrenean power of Venice would get into this trade too. Trade with the Byzantine Empire and Khazars (a Turkish-Jewish tribe..a story for later) was highly important to the Swedes as well. Back in these times, trade was everything and having a good trade network could really pay off. Ask the Arabs of Mecca pre-Muhammad for instance. Or the Byzantines who's control over the bottleneck of the Black Sea and the Mediterrenean allowed them to have access to silk before the Renaissance.
History is rather obscure about the exact details of how Russia developed but we can assume it was similiar to how Hinduism colonized South East Asia which occurred around the same time. A wandering Prince and his posse probably befriended some locals, killed others, married some, kidnapped a select few and became the boss of a nice riverbend and soon Novgorod was the home of a new Russian state called Rus by 850 AD. Soon there was trouble though. These Russians pushed south towards the Black Sea and the ancient Byzantine Empire was not amused by the fact it would have to share the Black Sea with these upstarts. In 866 the Russians sent a force of tens of thousands of men at a time where the Emperor and his army were off fighting Arabs, Bulgars or some Pechenegs. The Greeks paid off the Russians and good trade relations started after that.
As usual, the Russians grew too successful and the Byzantines allied with the Bulgars to pull a ruse in order to crush them. In 970 the Greeks offered to pay the Russians off (again) and asked how much money he needed. The Russian Prince Sviataslav said he had 20,000 troops. In response the Greeks sent 100,000 troops and destroyed the Russians. The Prince escaped but fell victim to Pechenegs who turned his skull into a winecup. Also around this time, the Byzantines managed to convert the Russians to their Orthodox Christianity in order to make them more pliable. Of course it failed, but you'd think they'd realize after first trying that tactic on the Bulgars! It's stuff like that which makes me love the Byzantines, or Greeks in general. I should probably make an update about them too but there's so much history to go over from the Achaean times all the way to some war over Cyprus...or a recent economic meltdown...
After such disasters, the Russians tried consolidating power at home and began conquering city-state after city-state...that is until they ran into the Mongols. The Mongols had a knack of doing things like that. Ending good streaks. They destroyed the Islamic Golden Age and killed the last Caliph. They ransacked Persia during it's Golden Age and caused desertification, not to mention wiping out millions of Chinese people. Compared to all of these examples, what they did to Europeans weren't that bad. Anyways, the Hungarians were the Europeans who suffered the most because of the Mongols anyways. It goes without saying that the Russians were swiftly conquered, their women raped, their princes crushed to death. Not only did Russian princes get crushed to death, but so did Arab Caliphs in Baghdad. He was rolled into a carpet and was crushed to death by horses. These Mongols really knew how to axe people.
During this time, heroes like Alexander Nevsky - Prince of Novgorod emerged..he just had to submit to the Mongols first BUT he did kill large number of Germanic Teutonic Knights in 1242.
Good fortune became available to the Russians when the Mongol Empire began to fracture and Batu Khan and his followers proclaimed the Golden Horde in it's place (yea?). They didn't rule Russia directly but they liked demanding tribute and if that tribute wasn't met they'd basically pillage your city-state. Fun times all around in the Volga. Also around this time, the Eastern Slavic ethnicities began having differing ethnogensis. The Belorussians formed now what is called Lithuania, the Ukranians formed under the Mongol yoke and the Slavs who lived around the Volga and intermarried with Finnish tribes became the Russians we know and love today.
During this tumultous time, the state of Moscow grew in importance and size. It resisted a Golden Horde attempt to "tax" it and the Mongols sent an army of 200,000 (huge in those times) but the Moscovites managed to ally with other city-states and brought a force close to that size against the Mongols. During a battle in 1378 at Kulikovo Pole the Russians managed to squeeze out a win. The Golden Horde started to collapse into a Civil War and then Tamerlane brought the killing blow to the Golden Horde as a significant power.
Moscow continued to grow, as it took Novogorod as it's prize even as Novogorod was starting to create the first attempts at Russian democracy. The Mongols left most of Russia alone but small Khanates like in the Crimea would continue to cause problems. Also, Moscow declared itself to be the Third Rome. After the defeat of the Western Roman Empire and the Eastern Roman Empire when the Turks took Constantinople in 1453 and Prince Ivan III married the last niece of the Byzantine Emperor thus claiming fictious ancient lineage all the way to Caesar Augustus. Muscovy also started Russian serfdom with the Boyars controlling hundreds of peasants who'll never be able to pay back debts to their landlord.Some of these peasants fled this oppressive regime and migrated toward the Don and Dnieper rivers and became Cossacks and became nomadic hunter-warriors that future Czars would use to wage war against other powers.
Ivan the IV or Ivan the Terrible took the throne and terrible he was to his own subjects, especially rebellious Boyars...he was even worse towards Russia's enemies. He conquered the Khanate of Kazan and Astrakhan in the mid 1500's. The Cossacks even helped him conquer Mongol city-states too. The Crimean Khanate or Horde was tougher because it was backed by among the most powerful nations at the time; the Ottoman Empire. However, his rule ultimately destroyed the upper class in Russian society until he had no more enemies to worry or about or this his insanity wanted to think up.
After this death, Russia was messed up. Seriously messed up. Ivan the Terrible killed his only mentally competent son and the mentally retarded one took the throne. Boris Godunov, a Boyar was practically Czar. When Godunov eventually became Czar, everyone opposed him. Especially the politically powerful Romanov family. False pretenders to the throne emerged and one even took power due to Polish intervention. Sweden and Poland invaded Russia again and rebellions among the Cossacks and other peoples started. Russia was saved when a Romanov family member used Russian patriotism and the Orthodox Church to rally the people to chase the Poles out of Moscow. Which they did. Michael Romanov was named the new Czar of Russia in 1613.
The feudal system grew even worse as it became hereditary and serfs couldn't leave the land upon the pain of death but Russia expanded due to the help of Cossacks and fur traders all the way to the Pacific Ocean, in less time than it took the United States to do so. They expanded so far east that the Chinese attacked them in order to make sure Manchuria (where the ruling Manchu dynasty came from) wouldn't be threatened by the Russians. Russia also expanded West into Cossack territory and picked a fight with Poland which weakened them and killed thousands of members of their Jewish community. All this time, the rest of Europe knew very little about Russia or the immense consequences it would have on the future of the continent...
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Prompt Global Strike - What....The.....Fuck....

Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Britain Takes a Stab at California
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Friday, March 5, 2010
The Modern World in Five Pictures
This picture depicts the Storming of the Bastille during the French Revolution. This was a very fascinating time in world history. A country's citizens rose up to toss out the old oder and bring in a new order which would bring happiness to alll. The revolution tries to bring ideals to people everywhere but ultimately it flops due to the chaos of revolution and the self-interested nature of humanity. The Revolution officially ended when Napoleon returned from Egypt to seize power from the Directory and the Little Corporal soon became the Emperor of the French Empire. As thousands of French young men were conscripted to die all over Europe, the Revolution did devour its' young.

The above picture displays the brutality of slavery and the Atlantic Slave Trade which tens of millions of Africans were sold to bondage in the New World. Through the intelligence of very effective scholars, doctors, politicians such as William Wilberforce the Slave trade was stamped out by the British navy and slavery in the Empire was elimated in 1833. No Empire is perfect but an entire nation decided to care about the enslavement of foreigners and the money that was created by it. From Sierra Leone, to Jamaica to the "Slave Coast" the British Empire found a vehicle to expand it's laws..and it's might.

In 1853, when black-hulled ships blowing steam entered Tokyo Bay the Japanese universe was flipped upside and inside out. The country had been ruled by a Shogun for centuries, it was a pirate island archipelago which raided China and Japan occasionally and it had kept out foreigners like the Portuguese..until now. What makes a nation modern? Modern science? Modern medicine or modern warfare..note that 100 years before the United States had been a collection of British provinces along the eastern seabord of North America numbering less than 2 million people. Maybe Japan had to emulate the Europeans (and Americans) to avoid the fate of China and it did by creating a "modern" government...and a modern Empire in East Asia. Japan was now...modern.

How does science operate usually? One day a primate was slapping rocks together just to see what will happen. A chip flakes off, a finger is cut. They primates starting breaking rocks on purpose to make tools for food and other stuff. They also use these tools to kill their enemies. Is it worth it? The scientific revolution had produced a weapon that could vaporize cities and kill millions of people and all of it came from examining how light works. Electromagnetism gave us telegraphs, telephones, electric currents, generators and the atomic bomb that ended a world cataclysm and started another one between two groups of primates that had the Atom bomb.

On September 11th, 2001 the world did change. Back in 1897 when the British were launching a punitive measure against the Pashtuns near the Khyber Pass they never thought that the Arab allies of the Pashtuns would be able to launch a strike against Whitehall which would kill 3000 Britons. Such a thought was unimaginable. Also like thinking about the economic collapse of the USSR in the 1970s, a wealthy China in the 1960s, a European Union in the 1910s, the State of Israel in 1850s. Times change. People remain the same. A Mullah Omar existed 100 years ago, it's just that the he couldn't lead Jihad on the back of a Toyota pick up truck. Such is history.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Culture Wars: Jamaica Vs Canada

Friday, February 12, 2010
Warrior Society of the Month - The Han Chinese! Part II

Now, this was the time of European economic colonialism and exploration and countries like Britain had a dream to trade in China. That textiles in Bristol would clothe 150,000,000 Chinese people. That Lloyd's would set up shop in Beijing and Cadbury in Shanghai. Bought China was a stingy customer, it didn't buy anything Europeans made but Europeans bought Chinese silk, porcelain and tea. The British East India Company found a way to reverse this. Not surprisingly though, they were the most criminal corporation that's ever existed. Based from Calcutta, they operated like a sovereign power having it's own private army of Indians called sepoys and began collecting taxes in Bengal whilst interfering in Indian politics by sending its armies against foes such as the Maharajah of Mysore, Tipu Sultan. They drained India dry. Why not do the same to China?
The company started by planting tea in India, then they would sell this tea in Britain as opposed to buying it from China. Then, the company found a product the Chinese would buy - opium. From Bombay to Madras and beyond, they planted poppy fields to sell to China. At first it was bought for medicinal reasons but by the 1830s, millions were hooked on the stuff. From the highest mandarins to the dirtiest hookers and Britain got EXTREMELY rich off this. This is how Britain was able to recoup it's losses from abolishing slavery, by drugging the Chinese out of the port of Guangzhou yet British smugglers were avoiding the law by sailing up China's rivers to get at customers. Persuaded by the notion of free trade, Britain launched thousands of vessels determined to be the world's premier drug dealers. Imagine that! Soon the British wanted to be treated as equals in China. In 1838, the Emperor decreed the death penalty for drug dealers (a law that still exists today in China) and put the official Lin Zexu to deal with the foreigners. He made a reasonable offer, narcotics for tea. The Europeans brushed him aside. In turn, Lin closed down the wearhouses and destroyed a million kilos of opium.
Britain went to war with China in order for it to have "Normal Relations" with China. The Manchu army had no way of fighting against European gunboats. In 1843, China surrendered and opened nearly all its ports to Europeans. Hong Kong became a British possession. The Summer Palace of the Emperor (amongst the most beautiful places in the world) was destroyed. Christians returned to China and so did opium. This sent China into a moral talespin thinking that their corrupt society deserved such a beating from Europeans. From the ashes of the Opium War arose Hong Xiquan who's schizophrenia convinced him that he was Jesus Christ's Chinese Brother. Using the Bible he gathered a following which he called the Heavenly Kingdom with its own army and civil servants(!). Then these Heavenly Soldiers defeated the Chinese Imperial armies of the Manchu. China fell into a civil war and the Europeans chose to back the side that allowed opium but weren't Christian. Free trade comes first and the Chinese would be fucked up as a result. The war ended in 1864 after killing 60 million lives, the worst war in the 19th century. China was devastated.
Insult to injury, those Japanese barbarians across the sea were becoming modern and richer than China which was now layed open to European exploitation. In 1894, Japan joined in on the fun over who had the most influence over Korea. Japan thrashed Japan on land on on sea and China forked over Taiwan and abandoned Korea to the Japanese. This was the ultimate insult to the Chinese. Chinese conservatives launched an uprising against Christians and foreigners and it became known as the Boxer Rebellion in 1900. The Boxers were crushed and the Japanese helped the Europeans too. China was saddled with debt too making things EVEN worse. In 1908, the Emperor and his mother died (the real power) and revolution was begun against the child Manchu emperor in 1911. In 1912, Sun Yat-Sen founded a Republican govt in the South but the warlords at this time had sway in most of China.
The West ignored the Republic of China and treated Beijing's warlord as the leader of China. The USSR filled the void after the First World War with military aid and funded Chinese Nationalists. They also funded Chinese Communists who worked alongside the Nationalists. In 1925, Sun Yat Sen died and Chiang Kai Shek took over and attacked the warlords winning back some provinces of China. The Chinese also set up shop too after each Nationalist vicotry and they took from rich landowners and gave to the poor peasants. By 1927, Chiang had enough of this Communist meddling and launched an attack against them killing thousands which started a new Chinese Civil War with warlords, Nationalists AND Communists. Then Japan invaded Manchuria in 1931. By 1936, facing defeat the Communists fled from the South to the Western Mountains some 6000 km away. Japan invaded China proper the next year which meant millions more Chinese people would die.
Both parties now fought against the Japanese but the Nationalists took most of the brunt of the fighting. Luckily for the Chinese people who looked like Eastern China was going to become Lesser Japan the Americans got attacked and 4 years later the Japanese were nuked. By 1945 the Natioanlists and Communists had been pushed by the USA and the USSR to reconcile, tough chance. Mao Zedong, the Chinese leader thought he could make Peasant Revolution the foundation of a Communist state but Stalin said no. Chiang thought he could wipe out the Chinese Reds but the West said they were on their way to losing anyhow and China is pretty fucked up too. Chiang was forced to meet Mao but no agreement came of it. He allied himself with warlords who were widely hated for their cooperation with the Japanese and he disbanded 500,000 soldiers with no jobs or pay. These men joined the Communists and the Peasant Revolution and in May 1949, they created the People`s Republic of China.
Chiang fled to Taiwan where the Republic of China still exists to this day. Taiwan kept the China seat on the UN Security Council and the USSR got pissed. No one saw this coming! The ChiComs decided to flex their military might in Korea in 1950 after the West had pushed up to the Chinese border. 270,000 Chinese soldiers invaded pushing the UN forces all the way back to Seoul. Along with invading Tibet. At this time, US President Harry Truman considered nuking China and I think he could`ve done it. What were the consequences? Stalin nuking the US? I doubt it. Invading Western Europe? Possible. Who'd want to fight a war in East Asia and in Europe...again. I still think he should've done it. What a puss.
China did the same thing a decade later when it invaded India over some mountains in the Himalayas. The ChiComs were trying to reclaim their sphere of influence over East Asia again. Tough luck. The US Seventh Fleet and thousands of troops in Korea and Japan are a clear obstacle. Along with an independant Taiwan. Might as well turn inwards Mao thought and he did. The Great Leap Forward destroyed China economically and the following Cultural Revolution suppressed all dissent and made every teenage Chinese kid a Red Guard. China still had something it could do, especially involving its formal vassal state Vietnam. The US and its allies were fighting Vietnamese Communist-Nationalists there. Competing with the USSR (which was soon becoming a foe) by aiding the Vietminh was a worthwhile endeavour. As was mistrusting North Vietnam when it became a Soviet proxy state. US President Richard Nixon went to China and made friends by giving China it's UN Seat. China said thank you by installing the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. This was confirmed when China invaded Vietnam in 1979 for attacking Cambodia.
Soon, China was on its way. Economically that is. Deng Xiaoping said that getting rich was good and China was soon doing that while killing democratic protestors,strange religious cult members, Tibetans, Uighurs you name it. The ChiComs had become Capitalists and soon were on their way to forming a part of what traditionally is the Chinese order of doing things. Their massive corruption will appear in no time.
So, the Chinese people are back. You can't keep a good dog down(?) especially when it's composed of over a 1,000,000,000 people now. Maybe we'll see Chinese vs Chinese in Taiwan. That's always a good fight. Or India vs China part 2. Or just a plain old revolt against the current regime. In either case, the Chinese will always keep it interesting.