Britain Takes a Stab at California

Today, David Cameron revealed his magnificent Conservative Party Election manifesto for the May 2010 British general elections. It was by the town of Battersea, England where a dilapidated power station which inspired Pink Floyd to use it as the background for the album cover of Animals that Mr. Cameron launched his bid to become Britain's next Prime Minister.

Either way, a Scotsmen will win the election no matter what the people of England has to do or say about it but David Cameron wants to make politics for the masses again. Oh joy. He wants YOU to be in charge.

The ideas that the Conservative party caucus has brought forth happen to be chiefly these ideas:

- A cap in non-EU immigrants to the United Kingdom

- Police chiefs will be elected by the people

- People will be able to fire their MP's

- Tax-cuts, tax cuts and more tax cuts

- .... while simultaneously getting rid of the deficit and reducing debt

I have a feeling that Mr. Cameron is a compassionate Conservative. Let's take a look at these tax-cuts because I have a feeling it'll benefit mostly wealthy Scottish elites like David Cameron.

Tax cuts like the 1.2 bn pound inheritance tax cut for the wealthiest people in the UK or the tax cuts for the 50p top rate of tax. Class will dominate this election as it always has in Britain. Saying that raising taxes, on the say richest people on Britain is an "attack on the Middle-Class" is flawed..unless Cameron thinks he IS Middle Class which I highly doubt.

Electing police chiefs will be another headache if it manages to get pushed through Parliament which it might due to party discipline if Cameron wins a majority government. By turning police officers into politicians and with each of them promising to be "tough on crime" in the big cities like Birmingham, London, Manchester etc. it'll be the lower classes who commit more street level crime than the average stock broker in the City of London. Instead of solving societal issues which make people commit crimes, getting tough on crime will probably choke Britain's prisons in a decade.

A cap on Non-EU immigration. I think it's only fair that these people get to come to Britain to feed off it's welfare system. Did not Britain milk the economies of it's former colonies dry when its Empire ruled the waves and killed dark natives just as easily? It's only fair I think. History is rather fair that way. What goes around comes again though it doesn't necessarily mean Indian companies will act as sovereign in Britain and will culminate in a military occuption of Britain for the next 100 years....or does it? The Scots would be their sepoys no doubt.

Furthemore, how is Mr Cameron going to reduce the deficit via tax cuts. Doesn't he realize Britain's economy is in peril. Even if you do win the election, you could also win being the head of a country that starts a new financial crisis. Hip hip hooray! Only huge budget cuts can save Britain and who's willing to do that? People want promises during elections, not misery and melancholy. Besides, living on the dole is the wet dream of many Britons. It really is just a few years before Britain's debt being 100% of GDP then the pound sterling gets devalued to Japanese levels. They're so fucked.

Firing your MP's. Hmm not a TERRIBLE idea.

Then again, David Cameron isn't all bad. Gordon Brown (another Scotsmen) pretty much planned the economic policy which cause Britain to nearly go down an international credit rating. By putting Britain in the "hands of the people" what'll result. How will the upper class blue-bloods react to this populism? How will the lower class white British who may view the British Nationalist Party as a possible solution to "wogs" taking their homes and jobs? How will the constantly squeezed middle class of Britain react to all this hullaballoo? Does Britain need it's own Tea Party movement ( BNP) to start a mass movement towards racism and government conspiracies about immigrants?

At a time of budget cuts and the eventual raising of taxes Mr Cameron wants to give up and give the power of government to the people. What sane citizen wants to raise taxes? Ask anyone in California and they'll so though they're bankrupt..at least the taxes aren't as "bad" as they should be. Poor, damned fools.

Either way. Britain is screwed by Scotsmen. This model minority first hijacked the English throne and then became its monied elites and politicians. At this rate, Rory Stewart will be Prime Minister by 2020! Better yet, Alex Salmond will get Scotland to separate and they'll be a Scot elected next year as Prime Minister, even more malicious is that England, Wales and Northern Ireland will still be fucked.Utterly brilliant. The revenge of William Wallace continues.